This Donald Trump hair is Advisable for kids and adults of all ages. It’s a should have for those interested in:
1) Making fun of Donald Trump
2) Poking fun of Donald Trump 3) Hosting Donald Trump themed parties 4) Commemorating the 2016 USA Presidential Election 5) The use of it as a tissue to wipe away your tears of frustration at the state of events 6) Washing your dishes
In order to reach optimal Trumpness please follow the below tips/instructions:
1) Apply hair-spray – A LOT OF IT
2) Brush it back love it’s road kill
3) Make abusive comments
Advisable Sayings to Go With Your New Trump Head:
– I know what sells and I know what people want.
– The entire women on The Apprentice flirted with me- consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected
– Every guy in the country wants to go out with my daughter.
– What I say is what I say.
– If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that’s what matters.
– Controversy, in short, sells.
– The show is ‘Trump.
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